I'm funny and I know it

Hey! I'm Jessie and I'm from England. All you need to know about me is that if something is funny I'll laugh, no matter how offensive it is. What I enjoy most in the world is sarcasm. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. Anything you want to know just message me.

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Rebel Wilson as Jennifer Lawrence’s sister (x)

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cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

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sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

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  • me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
  • me: why is my internet so slow?



kickingcones:

Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.





simsgonewrong: Just taking my toddler for a stroll 

simsgonewrong:

Just taking my toddler for a stroll