May 2013
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
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me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me: why is my internet so slow?
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April 2013
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mileyhighrus:
drake bell talks a lot of shit for someone who starred in a fairly odd parents movie
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barrybenson:
imagine being arrested for illegally downloading bee movie
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nobrainslob:
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
shan-francisco:
Bill Nye opens his mailbox
“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month
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mauvaises:
my party trick is getting people to believe i was invited
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March 2013
ehmanuelle:
how to get a hot body
heat oven to 425° F
get in oven
rumour:
remember when hannah montana told the whole state of tennesse she was actually miley stewart and they were like ya we’re gonna keep your secret and the secret never got out
blue ivy, age 12: mom, can you help me solve this equation
beyonce: i don't know much about algebra, but i know one plus one equals two
blue ivy: mom i am failing
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